Weekend Recap

So we decided to go to Gorman... It's was my sista and her familia, Our family plus Jack's best friends, then friends of the family. So the week before I asked Jack to get the trailer so I could get all organized right. Wrong!!!! Jack was to busy to get it so, we go to get it Friday night. See the problem is we are borrowing it from a friend. Jack asked the friends all week about the trailer so it would go smooth. Friend reassured him everything is straight. So Friday night the hitch we have is to low so when we put the trailer on it lowered the truck to low and the trailer was to low to the ground. So we call the friend and he forgot to mention that we need a different hitch like one WITH A STABILIZER!!!! and a four prong plug, which we totally did not have. SO we end up driving 60 miles from our house to where the trailer is, to the guys house. So we filled up our tank right. Then we find out we can't drive our truck and then we have to drive his. ON EMPTY so now I fill another truck up with fuel and go back home another 10 miles. At home we pack up this truck that is smaller then ours with all the stuff for the weekend. Minus the trailer that all the stuff should have gone in. So its 10pm now and we go to the friends house so he can load up his bike on the trailer he is pulling so we can ride. So that takes 45 minutes. Then its on our way to get the trailer 30 miles away in the middle of NOWHERE. So the the boys and I stay in the town outside the place and go into albertsons to get goodies. By the time we are ready to go its 12:45pm. So finally we get on our way now Gorman is only 50 miles away from us. So we driving and mind you Jack has called my brother in law not kidding a 100 times asking question. So it hits me DUMMY the reason I wanted you to get the trailer early was we need to A: Make sure everything is cool B: Pack it up C:Put WATER in IT!!!! I am pissed the fuck off because I swear Jack never thinks before he doesn't ANYTHING. I don't even want to go... We are driving and find a dump station YEAH WATER!!!!!! DENIED CLOSED FUCK!!!!! NO water. My brother in law said it's cool no worries just get here. We get there at 1:45am in the morning and thankfully my bro was awake to help level this thing get electricity because the DUMB SHIT that let us borrow it told us that the battery charges while you drive. BATTERY DEAD!!!! We look under the trailer in this holder thingamajiggers and there is the generator he asked us not to use. Oh well we need power. We start this thing and something is banging around inside it. So they check the oil NO OIL, So they get diesel oil and add in, then it still is making the noise, my brother in law decides to take it apart. Here we are 2am in the morning 5 of us are circled around this thing I am joking around hold the flashlight like its my cock fucking with them, They are clear enjoying it of course....:P They get the bottom off, out flying a bolt, Jacks friends has this saying if something breaks "you don't need it" funny shit, but yeah he says it and then we think about it, shit hopefully that wasn't important, FUCK IT , we put it back together and it runs like a champ. So we go to bed......Next morning we are woken up to MICKEY a hyper dog who hates wheels and motorcycles, so every time he saw one he when fucking crazy. Then they has this prissy dog as small as my hand, BELLA who every time walked passed Mickey he thought of he as a toy, Dogs are going at it and then you have my sister's dog BRUNO, Bruno is a fat over weight Beagle chillin on his left thigh because he it to fat to sit on his ass trying to bit his tail because it itches falling over LMFAO funniest shit ever, GOOD FUCKING MORNING!!!!! Now lets ride......
Casualties for the weekend.......

1. Lock got ran over in the mini track on his helmet.
2.Barrel got ran over by a quad across his chest.
3. MONSTER trips over a small tumbleweed and hits her mouth on the radio flyer wagon chips her tooth.
4. Monster pushes mems my sisters daughter who by the way is a month older than monster. out the trailer door straight to the rocky ground
5.nephew#1 rides the track like it is his only running over and into everyone so he doesn't hurt himself.
6.Mickey decide to take Monster as a chew toy and jumps on her back ans start nibbling on her neck. So Mickey mom gets upset and goes to get him and trips over the fire pit onto the ground, NOW MOMS has a REALLY bad back like tons of surgeries and shit all kinds of meds to stop the pain....YEAH so she falls to the ground hitting Mickey tell him NO all in pain.
7. Monster is swinging on the handle to get into the trailer slips off and hits the back of her head on the steps to get in.

Yeah sorry I am done for now Just imagine our weekend!!!!!