FUNNY SHIT

OK I am sure normal people probably blog like once a day but I have to tell you what happen last night. So Jack and BFF are up drinking and playing college football on the ol' PS3 and Jack springs from the ground and demands "Lets smoke a VIG bro", with a persuasive come on bro BFF gives in and they notice there are 2 boys, that look like Lock's age not more than 13. So Jack and BFF walk over to fuck with them and Jack notices one kid has a skateboard on his lap and he is sitting on the bike, jack asked "Is that your skateboard Bro" OK just to let you know Jack calls guys bro. SO the kid is like "um uh um yeah" Jack asks where did you get from. The kid "over there in the street" Jack says " Tell me the truth" the kid says " OK I got it from your lawn" Jack looked at him drunk and I am sure swaying says " Let me see that shit" snatches it out of his hands turns the board over and jack was pissed, so pissed he was like a bearded dragon, Jack puffs up his chest and tells this kid "This is my sons BOARD" So this bike that he was on, he jumps off and runs to the middle of the street.Jack see's the kid putting his hands in his pocket so jack yells " do you have a gun motherfucker, pull it, come on lets see it" The kid pulls his hands out of his pockets freakin out saying "nah nah" with his hands in the air. Then Jacks BFF snaps his phone open pretending to call the someone and the kid says" ARE YOU DIALING 911" BFF snaps "YEP". All of a sudden they run up the street and vanish into thin air. So here is drunk Jack and BFF laughing there fucking ass off, because they were fucking with some young thieves that mind you had a full backpack of shit and flashlights. Then decide to wake my ass up to tell me their drunk story, I am laughing my ass off in tears because they are the funniest motherfuckers when they are drunk. Then their plan was to drive around looking for them to fuck with them more but with no avail never found them and passed out for the night.... Next morning feeling bad as if it happened to my son I called the POPO's (is that how you spell it heehehehehe) just in case someone reported the bike stolen they would get it back. Lock wants me to ask the cop if no one claims it can I have it. UM NO you have enough shit you do not take care of thank you very much....... There is not to often I do something SO nice but I actually had empathy for a ghost kid who lost his bike........funny shit