A lot better....

I feel a lot better. After this weekend, the night we came home I was coughing and spitting up some nasty ass green mucus, and then the fever came and my lungs would burn when I would breathe or cough AWFUL!! Today I still have the cough. I can not wait until FRIDAY!!!! HALLOWEEN!! We are going down to visti my familia. Good Times.........Oh yeah the new chapter is beginning on a great note, hopefully it can handle the changes of life.......

Long Weekend

We had some fun this weekend but I have learned a lot from it and I am beginning a new chapter in my life...........

Weekend Awaits.......

I am SO excited about this weekend. We are going to the Poker "in the rear" Run, should be LOADS of fun and CHAOS!!!! There will DEF be a casualty list to follow...LOL. I need a weekend to get away again...This time we will be ready keeping my fingers crossed. Lock had a good day at school after I told his ass we were thinking about sending his ass to military school. hahahaha...... so fucked up right. Oh sorry for all the wrong spelling in prior blog I type so fast and read so fast that I never notice until I read it 3 fucking days later and think OMG I am a FUCKING retard!!!!

It's been a hard 2 weeks......

The past 2 weeks has sucked!!! Lock, oh LOCK!!! He is my 11 year old, He is a aggressive, angry, defiant, disrespectful, brat!!! He started this year at a new school because we moved. Since then he is in detention every other day, has been suspended once already with warnings of more to come, If I try to spank his ass, he tells me "I'll call the cops on you", So then I ground him to his room. He WILL NOT stay in there, I am constantly telling him "get in your room" every 5 minutes. He will yell "LET ME OUT", over and over, He punches his wall, cries ,"WHY" he asks, HMMMM because you did something wrong and there are repercussions in life. Lock was teased when he was younger by bullies, This has now turned him into one. He talks back, always makes a comments, has to have the last word, argues when he is wrong. Teases his brother and sisters. So to add to misery my mother is a drunk!!! My mother is all those things and more. For some fucked up reason I had chosen to allow my mother to live with me for 10 of my 13 years of marriage.That has come to an end!!!! I regret it everyday. Everyone says I am close to my mom. Really I am not, the only reason I would be close to my mom is because she lived with me. I DO NOT feel I have this connection with her. She is just my mom. I try to talk to her to get some type of normal answers, but the I regret every time I calling her and end up even more pissed off. She is fuel to my fire. I blame my mother for the reason Lock is the way he is. He is tarnish for life. My mother tells me Lock gets blame for EVERYTHING, Yes she exaggerates big time. EVERY TIME. Maybe it's because he IS DOING SOMETHING!!!! Not because I am picking on him. I have caught my mother going against my rules, whispering in there ears probably bribing them with something they want, giving them things I was never asked if they could have, etc...This is not a normal grandma that comes to visit, and bring gifts once a year. Enough on that.... So if & when something happens at school I asks Lock what happened. The story I get is like why did he even get in trouble that was nothing, Also when he explains it it never makes sense and I have to dissect it, just to try to understand, Then when I talk to the adults he says he never says half the things they are saying he said. So yesterday he tells me at recess he and his friend were playing on those jungle gym thingies, His friend accidentally kick him in his chest, so the aid comes over as he is lying in the ground and asks him what happen, he tell her what happen and then that was the end of it right, Bell rings!! He and his friends walk over to the blue chips ( where the kids go when the bell rings, for their class room) So the aid comes over again to ask what happened and while she was talking to him, I guess the sun was beaming on his neck so he turned his back and spits, (he is sick and has a chest full of congestion so I told him he has to spit that shit out) NOT on the ground OK!! SO she freaks out and tells him he has detention for being disrespectful, OK fine whatever right... He gets to detention on his lunch recess(I just found this out not after school) So as he is in detention QUIET he is told to do standards (writing a sentence over and over again) That is "I WILL NOT BE DISRESPECTFUL". So he starts doing it. I,I,I,I.... all down the page, Then WILL,WILL,WILL......all down the page. Now for some fucking reason she comes over to him, HE NEVER said NO or complained. She gets pissed off because hi is not doing it how she wants him to do it....WHAT!!!From right to left. So Locks like then I am not doing it!!! I won't either why does it fucking matter as long as i get done. No matter what he is getting the concept of it, still read it as it is written, understanding it. She calls the Principal Mrs Sour and this bitch is sour. She gives him an EXTRA day of detention because he got pissed off. OK if they would have left him alone, and let him do what he was doing everything would have been fine. I personally think he has labeled himself as a problem so any chance they have they are going to fuck him over................

Annoying MothaFloCKERS

Remeber how I told you that Jack was in the navy as a recruiter. Yeah so I get a phone call telling me some bullshit on how he has to go to this bar/grill to talk about work shit with the bosses. Now I would tell you what they are really called but you wouldn't understand anyways. It WAS supposed to be a lovely night with a home cooked meal for him and his BFF, only because BFF said his chicken and dumplings was better......HAW!!!! You can't fuck with Rachel Ray's 30 minute meals bitches. SHHHHH.. (our little secret) I slaved over the stove heehee :P for 30 minutes and waiting for Jack to come home....waiting for ever and calling with no answer. Finally I get a call he is on his way home. Then BFF calls to make sure I made it. DUH!! you think I am not going to execpt a challenge. He asked where Jack was, the conversation went on and he ended up coming over. He pulls up with 6 beers in a plastic bag and I pointed him towards the stove, He sits down and NEVER said anything right then he gets up and then comes back, still nothing. Only until I say WELL, he like YEP is good, so good I got a second bowl. After stuffing his face he asks me to go out front with him while he smokes a vig, Starts to tell me what happen at work today and how he is the shit and all of a sudden "THEY" arrive. Funny shit is 30 seconds before they got here, BFF was saying watch them talk shit because I am over here without Jack, sure enough the drunkest one jumps out of the car says "What the fuck is going on" OH SHIT you caught us we were fucking in the FRONT YARD. DumbAss..

Drunkest decide's to come over to BFF, starts to take his hat off, then grabs his beer out of his hand and then drinks it ALL, then hands it back to him, starts to come to me, It went like this:

Me: DOn't fucking come near me!

Drunkest: WHY

Me: your fucked up

Drunkest: I got your back girl (as he sits on my lap)

Me:Are you fucking kidding me!

Drunkest: What?

Me: your not the lightest..

Drunkest: I ain't that damn heavy only 160

Me: I am sitting in a cheap ass chair get the fuck off or its going to break

Drunkest: your so warm and dam your tits are big and soft

Me: yeah I know there nice get the fuck off

Drunkest:SHHHHHHHHH

As I sit there staring at Jack to get this POS (piece of shit) off me I realized I have to get him off so I push him off and look at BFF like WHAT THE FUCK. At this time he is running around being an asshole to everyone and making me laugh my ass off, only because he is making an ass of himself. Then it turns annoying and I start getting pissed off. So the other boss that came finally said its time to go, so now we are trying to get this tool into the car and the other boss says "he staying here right" HELL NO I told him get your ass in the car now you are not staying here and I resured the other guy he is NOT. I can't stand when people are so drunk they act stupid, I see red and get so pissed. Even if your my Jack!!

Saturday........

On this day Jack decided he wanted to play in a softball tourney...Jack invited BFF...BFF SUCKS... as I was say we went to Huntington Beach, this thing is usually an all day event, only because the team he plays on is actually pretty fucking good(surprising) because majority of them are not to young. They win the first game as I was hoping they would, then the second game comes and they barely win by the skin of there teeth, So now I am pissed because I sat out here near the fucking beach in 30 mph winds bundled in a blanket wondering why the fuck I came. Thankful my mother said she would watch the kiddies but some how one of those crumb snatchers end up going...Barrel...Now Barrel by himself is OK. Quiet, doesn't ask for much just the occasional is there a game break I am kinda hungry. So then there is the third game. Pissed off I decided I am going to talk shit and heckle the whole game. Now everyone knows I am joking...... but lets be honest here we all know when someone says there kidding there is a bit of truth in what they were saying and ONLY saying I am kidding not to pissed the other person off or hurt there feelings. So here I am having fun and I all of sudden realize that when I say something I hear the same thing kind of like an echo...Wait there is no hills, canyons, etc... where is it coming from.......one the the annoying wives, who think she can play softball and can't play worth a crap, repeating everything I say.So then I am even more pissed off right....Then her overweight never ever stop eating snack all day son comes over and is crying.. she asks the kid whats wrong... so he turns to us with a fake yet emotional "NOTHING" whimper nothing is wrong mom, I took the bull by the horns pissed off and was like " WHAT HAPPEN KID" the he Perseid's to tell my that my son Barrel tackled him out of know where and hurt him.........STOP!!! Barrel is 9 in the 4Th grade and maybe weighs 80 pounds. This kid is 11 in 6Th grade and FUCKING 160 lbs a flab OK, So I yell to my Barrel GET OVER HERE NOW in a I am going to kill you kinda of way that clearing I don't have in me because he laughed when I said it. SO I get to the bottom of this investigation. Barrel and 6 other crumb snatchers were playing tackle football, one of the kids throw the ball to Barrel and he jumps to catch it and on the descend to the ground knee's the kid in the belly, so they keep playing and he walks away. None of the kids knew what happened because CLEARING is wasn't a big fucking deal only to this kid. So I tell barrel after tells me OK it wasn't on purpose, your cool be careful. So Barrel walks away and I hear "then push him back", WHOA BITCH did you just tell this kid to push my son after I already handled it. This kid walks away towards Barrel so I am watching and this bitch says he not going to do it he is a wimp. As she says this he shoulder bumps my son out of no where, and you could see in his face it hurt, so I get up immediately and tell my son if any kid ever does that to you again you KNOCK HIM THE FUCK OUT!!!! AND IF ONLY IF they are bigger than you like that LARD ASS then you fucking keep hitting them til they see your not a PUNK. I get a "OK mom" and a "yeah you tell him barrel's mom". See Barrel is not a fighter that's why he just walked away from the kid rubbing his arm and shoulder, even though I said that to him he would NEVER DO IT. I go and sit down and my fucking chair breaks... GODDAMN IT... I asked the LARD ASS kid to keep an eye on my chair when I went to Starbucks and be BROKE the mother fucker when I was gone. NOT knowing I sat in it and fell to my side. I jump up pissed and just gave he a dirty ass looks and the kids like I didn't do it. I want to meet " I DIDN'T DO IT" cuz this motherfucker is everywhere I go. Kids these days are always blaming shit on this dude "I didn't do it". So we go to lunch and I tell Jack and all he says "are you that surprised fuck um babe". We go back to the park and they lose and we drive home........

Over these few days......

So Jack's BFF has this mother in law that always comes over and talks shit to me. Now I can see the legitimate things she says, but seriously I can only listen so long. So I decided to tell my big mouth Jack what she was saying, KNOWING damn well he was going to tell BFF. DOES!!!! So BFF call and is clearing have a fucked up day and demands to know all the shit she said. So I tell him and he's like " is is cool I FUCKING tell her stupid ass" So the cunt I am I said sure but I don't want to be in the middle of it. DUH I already am right!!! SO he tells her and he calls me on speaker so yeah I was HURD. That happened on Thursday.

Friday:

So BFF invites us to this BBQ over at his bosses house. First I can't stand the family the kids are rude, he is an asshole, wife bitch. So we go and some young guys are over there, with my LOVELY cocktail in hand, I over here the closet college boys (Jack & BFF) convincing these guys to bring there beer bong table over so they can kick there ass. So they do.....YEAH that was fun to watch. So between the beer pong and the shit talking and making bets finally it was time to go. We go home and Jack leaves and in comes Jack, BFF, Matches, The MOTHER IN LAW...........
WHY... I was asleep on the ol' couch but BFF clear wasn't having it. AGAIN beer pong, Now I do play with them but for some reason I always get the shitty players and end up SHIT FACED. So feeling good thay decide to give MIL to me as a partner. FUCK...... These fuckers (Jack and BFF) bounce the balls and they land in cups....I WAS trying to figure out WHY they call matches (matches) FUCKFACES took advantage of my learning.....4 fucking cups that MIL clearing is crying to drink. So we drink them and decide to smoke a vig. Outside we smoke I get dizzy decide YEP I am going to hurl. Calmly walk into the house PUKE and start snoring ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ's.......

Come to the conclusion

This whole thing was my sister's idea, she has friends who do this blogging shit, it seemed appealing to me, so I am giving it a try. Now, I think I have this fucked up black cloud over my head constantly OK not constantly but if its not one thing its another..... You know how you read over your blogs to post, I have come to realize that what happens to me on a daily basis is really not that fucked up it is FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!! I laugh my fucking ass off just reading this shit. Good times.....

FUNNY SHIT

OK I am sure normal people probably blog like once a day but I have to tell you what happen last night. So Jack and BFF are up drinking and playing college football on the ol' PS3 and Jack springs from the ground and demands "Lets smoke a VIG bro", with a persuasive come on bro BFF gives in and they notice there are 2 boys, that look like Lock's age not more than 13. So Jack and BFF walk over to fuck with them and Jack notices one kid has a skateboard on his lap and he is sitting on the bike, jack asked "Is that your skateboard Bro" OK just to let you know Jack calls guys bro. SO the kid is like "um uh um yeah" Jack asks where did you get from. The kid "over there in the street" Jack says " Tell me the truth" the kid says " OK I got it from your lawn" Jack looked at him drunk and I am sure swaying says " Let me see that shit" snatches it out of his hands turns the board over and jack was pissed, so pissed he was like a bearded dragon, Jack puffs up his chest and tells this kid "This is my sons BOARD" So this bike that he was on, he jumps off and runs to the middle of the street.Jack see's the kid putting his hands in his pocket so jack yells " do you have a gun motherfucker, pull it, come on lets see it" The kid pulls his hands out of his pockets freakin out saying "nah nah" with his hands in the air. Then Jacks BFF snaps his phone open pretending to call the someone and the kid says" ARE YOU DIALING 911" BFF snaps "YEP". All of a sudden they run up the street and vanish into thin air. So here is drunk Jack and BFF laughing there fucking ass off, because they were fucking with some young thieves that mind you had a full backpack of shit and flashlights. Then decide to wake my ass up to tell me their drunk story, I am laughing my ass off in tears because they are the funniest motherfuckers when they are drunk. Then their plan was to drive around looking for them to fuck with them more but with no avail never found them and passed out for the night.... Next morning feeling bad as if it happened to my son I called the POPO's (is that how you spell it heehehehehe) just in case someone reported the bike stolen they would get it back. Lock wants me to ask the cop if no one claims it can I have it. UM NO you have enough shit you do not take care of thank you very much....... There is not to often I do something SO nice but I actually had empathy for a ghost kid who lost his bike........funny shit

Weekend Recap

So we decided to go to Gorman... It's was my sista and her familia, Our family plus Jack's best friends, then friends of the family. So the week before I asked Jack to get the trailer so I could get all organized right. Wrong!!!! Jack was to busy to get it so, we go to get it Friday night. See the problem is we are borrowing it from a friend. Jack asked the friends all week about the trailer so it would go smooth. Friend reassured him everything is straight. So Friday night the hitch we have is to low so when we put the trailer on it lowered the truck to low and the trailer was to low to the ground. So we call the friend and he forgot to mention that we need a different hitch like one WITH A STABILIZER!!!! and a four prong plug, which we totally did not have. SO we end up driving 60 miles from our house to where the trailer is, to the guys house. So we filled up our tank right. Then we find out we can't drive our truck and then we have to drive his. ON EMPTY so now I fill another truck up with fuel and go back home another 10 miles. At home we pack up this truck that is smaller then ours with all the stuff for the weekend. Minus the trailer that all the stuff should have gone in. So its 10pm now and we go to the friends house so he can load up his bike on the trailer he is pulling so we can ride. So that takes 45 minutes. Then its on our way to get the trailer 30 miles away in the middle of NOWHERE. So the the boys and I stay in the town outside the place and go into albertsons to get goodies. By the time we are ready to go its 12:45pm. So finally we get on our way now Gorman is only 50 miles away from us. So we driving and mind you Jack has called my brother in law not kidding a 100 times asking question. So it hits me DUMMY the reason I wanted you to get the trailer early was we need to A: Make sure everything is cool B: Pack it up C:Put WATER in IT!!!! I am pissed the fuck off because I swear Jack never thinks before he doesn't ANYTHING. I don't even want to go... We are driving and find a dump station YEAH WATER!!!!!! DENIED CLOSED FUCK!!!!! NO water. My brother in law said it's cool no worries just get here. We get there at 1:45am in the morning and thankfully my bro was awake to help level this thing get electricity because the DUMB SHIT that let us borrow it told us that the battery charges while you drive. BATTERY DEAD!!!! We look under the trailer in this holder thingamajiggers and there is the generator he asked us not to use. Oh well we need power. We start this thing and something is banging around inside it. So they check the oil NO OIL, So they get diesel oil and add in, then it still is making the noise, my brother in law decides to take it apart. Here we are 2am in the morning 5 of us are circled around this thing I am joking around hold the flashlight like its my cock fucking with them, They are clear enjoying it of course....:P They get the bottom off, out flying a bolt, Jacks friends has this saying if something breaks "you don't need it" funny shit, but yeah he says it and then we think about it, shit hopefully that wasn't important, FUCK IT , we put it back together and it runs like a champ. So we go to bed......Next morning we are woken up to MICKEY a hyper dog who hates wheels and motorcycles, so every time he saw one he when fucking crazy. Then they has this prissy dog as small as my hand, BELLA who every time walked passed Mickey he thought of he as a toy, Dogs are going at it and then you have my sister's dog BRUNO, Bruno is a fat over weight Beagle chillin on his left thigh because he it to fat to sit on his ass trying to bit his tail because it itches falling over LMFAO funniest shit ever, GOOD FUCKING MORNING!!!!! Now lets ride......
Casualties for the weekend.......

1. Lock got ran over in the mini track on his helmet.
2.Barrel got ran over by a quad across his chest.
3. MONSTER trips over a small tumbleweed and hits her mouth on the radio flyer wagon chips her tooth.
4. Monster pushes mems my sisters daughter who by the way is a month older than monster. out the trailer door straight to the rocky ground
5.nephew#1 rides the track like it is his only running over and into everyone so he doesn't hurt himself.
6.Mickey decide to take Monster as a chew toy and jumps on her back ans start nibbling on her neck. So Mickey mom gets upset and goes to get him and trips over the fire pit onto the ground, NOW MOMS has a REALLY bad back like tons of surgeries and shit all kinds of meds to stop the pain....YEAH so she falls to the ground hitting Mickey tell him NO all in pain.
7. Monster is swinging on the handle to get into the trailer slips off and hits the back of her head on the steps to get in.

Yeah sorry I am done for now Just imagine our weekend!!!!!

Welcome Ghouls and Goblins !!!!!

I just want to first say "Hi". Thanks for stopping by. My sista said I should try this blogging thing out So here I am. Sit down, Relax and enjoy the ride. That is pretty much what my life is. A fucking roller coaster. Ups and downs, twists and turns. Then there is a STOP!!!. and fucking A it starts back up again.



Let me start by introducing the FAMILIA:

I have a wonderfully awesome husband let refer to him as "Jack". Now Jack is a US Navy sailor. I wouldn't like him to be. Cuz I can't stand the fucking morons he works with but we'll leave that to a different time OK. K. As I was saying Jack is a very outgoing, can talk to anyone, puts up with my shit, surprised he hasn't left kinda a guy.He is currently a Recruiter. I promise he NEVER lies to them. He could care less if they join or not, but honestly these poor kids are not going anywhere in life and need a wake up call. Now the Navy is a calm wake up call compared to the other branches.He is sometimes home a lot sometimes gone all the time.

Then there's my oldest son lets refer him to "Lock". Now Lock is 11 years old and a pain in my ass. He is a mature, love able, lazy, spoiled child. He has anger issues, only when he can't take it anymore, now just like an adult some kids annoy him, He gets upset and then the test him, then he beats them up and its over. He loves skateboarding (now), video games, history, hanging out with friends, baseball, etc...

Then we have "Barrel" Barrel is a 9 years old cry baby cancer, he cries a lot.....seriously..... he is loves sports, San Diego Chargers, Padres, baseball, soccer, skateboarding, chilling with friends, texting girls, I know, video games, etc...

Then we have "shock". Shock is a 5 years going on 21. She just started Kindergarten this years and wouldn't miss it for the world. She loves gets ready, Hanna Montana oh wait mile Cyrus, Miranda hardgrove, high school musical, cheetah girls, music, singing very loudly, screaming when excited, she talks like a valley girl, so cute....Don't let her fool you she has horns poking out of her head......

Then we have "MONSTER" Monster is a 23 month old TERROR. As my sister is right when she says that our Little ones are poster children for safe sex. IF.....IF i had her before all the others I would only have 1. I am constantly grabbing EVERYTHING from her and away from her.

Now all of my kids drive me fucking crazy, but all of them are my life. I love them SOOOOOOO much it truly is disgusting. They are smart, awesome, talented, crumbsnatcher, ever.....I would change my life EVER....

Oh yeah then there is the doggies. We have a 5 years American pit bull Eve we got her on New years eve. We bought he when Shock was a baby so they can grow up together. We have Zero he is a Razor-Gotti pit bull, he is 1 years old puppy we got him with Monster so she could grow up with her.

Then there was 1....... I am Sally a mommy/student/maid/gardener/poopiepickerupper/friend/sister/wife/
referee/cabdriver/etc...
I stay at home cleaning, go to school once a week, trying to get my RN, I love blood guts that whole shabang, I am quiet and shy when you first meet me, open up later, I am happy, a little depressed, nasty, sweetheart, that would do anything for her family, and MAYBE just maybe friends, if your special :P. I have a big heart and give to much but I a KICK ASS CHICK!!!!